Barber has the deepest voice of any man ever to have walked the face of the Earth. He also wears the brightest, cleanest pair of white trackie bottoms to training that you will ever have seen anyone wear who has walked the face of the Earth.

Barber usually plays at centre half, although often deputises in between the sticks. Is likely to pop up with a 50 yard goal at some point seeing as he has done so in every other year at the club so expect to hear tales of it at some stage during the course of the year.